Colton
| Pregame Jitters | (Michelle) | Virgin Bandits | (Dan) | |
| Hannah G | 3/11 | Caelynn | 2/25 | |
| Cassie | 3/4* winner | Hannah B | 2/18 | |
| Katie | 2/11 | Alex B | 1/14 | |
| Erika | 1/14 | Demi “Confetti cupcake” | 2/11 | |
| Sydney | 2/11 | New Canadian Caitlin | 1/21 | |
| Annie | 1/14 | Tayshia | 3/11 | |
| Nicole | 2/11 | Heather | 2/18 | |
| Elyse | 2/4 | Courtney | 1/28 | |
| Kirpa | 2/18 | Onyekachukuwu | 2/11 | |
| Tracy | 1/28 | Nina | 1/21 | |
| Bri | 1/21 | Angelique | 1/14 | |
| Catherine | 1/21 | Tia | ||
| Sarah | Old Canadian Kaitlyn (Bristowe) | |||
| A Producer | Ben Higgins | |||
| Chris Harrison | Neil Lane | |||
| DSB | Ninja Brian |
Cassie leaves 3/4, but Colton is so upset she left, he jumps over a fence. He chases after her and they dated for a while. We’ve liked to joke and pick Ben and Chris and even picked some of our favorite people in a band.
Hannah B
| Scotty Doesn’t Knows | (Dan) | Team Chris Harrison | (Michelle) |
| Luke P | 7/15 | Connor S | 7/1 |
| Cam | 5/27 | Jed | The winner…… |
| Peter | 7/29 | Mike | 7/1 |
| Luke S | 6/11 | Garrett | 7/1 |
| Tyler C | 7/30 | Connor J | 5/20 |
| Matthew | 5/20 | Matteo | 6/11 |
| Dylan | 6/24 | Joey | 5/27 |
| Dustin | 6/24 | Grant | 6/17 |
| Tyler G | 5/27 | Kevin | 6/17 |
| John Paul Jones | 6/11 | Devin | 6/17 |
| Daron | 5/20 | Jonathan | 5/27 |
| Ben Higgins | Hunter | 5/13 | |
| Chris Harrison | 7/29 | Colton | |
| Brian | 5/13 | Chris Harrison | 7/29 |
Obviously, Jed had a girlfriend and she should’ve picked Peter or Tyler C. He sucked anyway. At least she’s happily dating now in 2022.
Bach Mama 